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an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

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LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

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when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught


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  • person: *insulting me* you fake, you a hoe, you always in other people's business and you constantly swerve outta ya own lane, but complain when people swerve outta theirs??? and you a BITCH!!!
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i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

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do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

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hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

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